Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I did what any insensitive guy would do bought her friends shots and tried to fuck them
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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