Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
Tonight's Jeopardy categories were "Star Trek, Action Figures, Dinner For One, In Need of a Date, Still Living With Mom & Dad, You Have No Life." Beginning to think my life is the Truman Show.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
He sent me a dick pic. I am fighting the urge to send him a "sorry for your loss" card.
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