roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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