Turns out I'm a social drinker... I just happen to be REALLY social.
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
My phone now changes "me" to "mrrrrrrrrh", thank you new years.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
You went to pound town last night and chow town this morning. Boy you need a passport.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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