kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Vodka?
Forever.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I have got to stop telling people I was almost a prositute every time I drink
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
So were driving two hours to go to a club and Charles packed me a sippy cup full of tequila. He thinks of everything!
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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