At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
I found my laptop, credit card, and a bottle of Morgan all on the counter this morning. I'm scared to see what gets delivered to my house this week.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
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