He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
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I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
So I saw the nuva ring just lying on the counter at Planned Parenthood...did u know it's just a ring? I could go to the Dollar tree buy a plastic bracelet and shove it up there instead.
You do that. Then go have lots of unprotected with your harem of booty calls and see how that works out for you.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
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Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
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