Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
When they saw it was the 7th inning of the baseball game one took off running for the beer stand while his friend is yelling "BUY THE KEG"!
I just washed champagne and tuna off my body. I feel like that was a successful shower.
I don't talk to her anymore. I lit her birthday presents on fire. Who the fuck puts candles that close to tissue paper?
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Can I color on your dick again?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
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