sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
You said "I'm not gonna waste my last condom on you" last night.
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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