Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
I'm about to get my nails done. Would the polish name "meet me at the altar" be too straight forward for a first date?
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Dude. I just got a visual of u climbing over a bathroom stall to save my life.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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