Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
I just found out two girls I dated met each other, bonded over how much they hate me, started dating and are gonna get married soon.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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