i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
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It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
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You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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