I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
Haha word. Sure I can do that. Help me find which bar has my pants and you'll get free tacos all week
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