yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
You tried to convince her that if she gave you head she'd hear the ocean.....
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
GUESS WHOSE BEST FRIEND IS OUT OF PRISON!
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
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