I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
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This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
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Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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