would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
I told my ex i loved him and then he sent me a picture of this girl laying on his bed.
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize
