okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
whose parrot is this?
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
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