she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Why r u in my phone under "the last survivor"?
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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