News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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