two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
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I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
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Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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