i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
We are lost and the only things we have are peanut brittle, cookies and vodka. I think we'll make it.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
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Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
you got coffee,laid,and a sandwich. that never happens when I work
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
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