she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
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Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
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You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Stole my 7th stop sign and 3rd speed limit sign last night. Not even sure how because they were bolted to a cement wall. Tequila gives you strength you didn't know you had.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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