How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The arresting officer told me "you probably get this a lot, but you look like anthony kiedis".
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
I pay 3K a month for rent, yet last nite I broke into the back of my building, scaled over 2 tons of garbage in heels and took a dirty freight elevator to my floor just so my doorman wouldn't see how fucked up I was
U know ur prob on camera right?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
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