Don't you send me to vm
You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
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