let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
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U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
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i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
We got a noise complaint for vacuuming too much but not for getting really high and yelling about peanut butter
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
I would but he’s not speaking to me because I put ketchup in his socks.
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