It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
