I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
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Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
They're doing shots to celebrate every 15 minutes passing. You can come get them.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
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I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
Ripping out my IUD in Dave and busters bathroom
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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