At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
I had to go to the front counter of the restaurant and ask for the key because I was "pretty sure my friend is passed out in the bathroom right now"
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
Randomize
