I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
no more everclear, i just stood next to the toilet and peed my pants. then went back to the party soaking wet.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
How many folks do you know who bring coke to a dinner party. Seriously.
Poorly worded request for dick pic resulted in stoned beanie selfies and "lol". Miscommunication is the devil's cock block.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
He tried to grab your ass, but he grabbed my hand cause I grabbed your ass first. I saved your ass..literally. Your welcome.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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