I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
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He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
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My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Sorry bro I thought you were kidding. If I'm actually jerking off I usually said "Just a sec getting dressed" or something
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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