You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
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The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
He doesn't need to speak English. He needs to speak sex.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
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We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Just traded a sandwich for anxiety drugs outside the club. I fuckin' LOVE this place.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Just sold our expired ticket for a free night of bowling to a drunk guy downtown for 50 bucks. Ill buy beer on my way home
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