Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Hypothetically speaking how does one remove a lamp that they hypothetically superglued to the ceiling?
Acetone nail polish remover, and you lied about studying last night didn't you?
Oh definitely.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
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