Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
Randomize
