ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
HOLY FUCK COMFIEST CHAIR EVER
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
So that prostitue I banged at Steve's bachelor party just texted and invited me to a BBQ at her parents. Never again doubt the power of the cock piercing.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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