Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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