This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
as i creep her facebook pics from back in the day till now, i noticed that her lazy eye has gotten better
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Need a Dr's note to excuse me from blowjobs for 3-6 weeks while my jaw heals..
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
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