Midget sex pt 2 tonight
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
meet me or not, i'm out of control
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
just used clorox wipes to give myself a whores bath. hello finals week
He actually offered up a silent prayer thanking God for my "tremendous ass." You tell me how my night is going.
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
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