he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
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Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
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HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
the next thing I knew, I was on the floor of a Tim Hortons bathroom in Canada.
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