I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
No, I don't think Michelle is a squirter. And if I've had anal sex, the Obamas have.
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girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
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I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
Girl... I just woke up with a bloody mary in a to go cup on my nightstand and two hours late for work.. I'm sorry i can't go out on weekdays anymore. Luckily my boss was just happy i was ok
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