I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
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no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
Almost accidentally stole a baby... explain later
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
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no, I didn't go in the end. Too hungover and hot, plus Star Wars is on so obviously I'm having a naked day.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
me + whiskey = a bad person
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
Got everyone out of my house, somehow managed to put all my lawn furniture back, puked in my sink, and cleaned it up all while black out drunk before my parents came home. Successful night.
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