i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
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So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
I always hoped that one day I'd have a sex position named in my honor.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
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I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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