My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
saw a man at the beach in a red speedo. when he rolled over he unintentionally displayed a HUGE skid mark.
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Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
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It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
He may have been a dick but he DID give me his Netflix log in. Maybe some good did come of it.
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