Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
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I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
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We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I'd like to know who hasn't seen my tits tonight.
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