He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
I'm just hoping that with all the times he's puked in my yard a mushroom field might grow.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
Only you would make Mario Party a contact sport.
And you owe me a new pair of switch controllers.
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