Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
I gave them both handjobs at the same time. Felt like I was skiing
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
Its 4 am and he honestly tried throwing pizza at his ceiling for decorations
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
the 5 D's of Dodgeball literally just saved my life
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Someone wrote "LazerSwords" on my cock last night. My erect cock. Tequila is no one's friend.
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