remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
she just stood in the kitchen yelling "REAL WOMEN HAVE CURVES"
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Waking up with a sore back because you put the team on it for jager pong all night
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
The stripper was dressed as the green lantern. Even for a geeky girls' bachelorette party it was lame ass.
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