Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
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Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
I don't remember... but I heard a cop threatened to pepper spay my dick
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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