Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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