You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
At some point you realize they're vacuuming and you still have to sober up. Please find me a boyfriend thanks .
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Drake has all the answers
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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