Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
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I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
on the way home I asked you what exit we get off at and your answer was "just like the goldfish"
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
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Sad fact: I'm doing that thing where I'm bored so I give myself Princess Leia hair and drink alcohol.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
And speaking of good acting I may have a sex tape now
The guy in the cage next to me is having phone sex. His girlfriend is in College Library. Why is my life ridiculous.
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