so explain again why im purple
no
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
The last thing I remember is trying to chug the rest of the everclear, running through a fence, and laying down in the snow. I hurt.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
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