Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Dude respond to my evite. You're either coming to the orgy or not.
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