I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
It's when I'm in my pajamas and in need of a gin delivery that I miss NYC most of all.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
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