One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
just used my nephews bottle to take my birth control
What's the proper amount of time to avoid my 76 year old neighbor that caught me with my pants down, peeing in my driveway at 5am?
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New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
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I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
who has a one night stand on Christmas ? But he's pretty attractive so thumbs up
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
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