Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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