I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
and then we had to stop you from trying to pour shots through your nose with the neti pot.
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Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
i've created a new STD.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
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My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
COCAINE IS GR8
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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