I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
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So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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