Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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