He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I need to start cutting my cocaine with Plan B
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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