the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
Michael Bay is the white Tyler Perry.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
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