I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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