i don't plan on having that self control this summer
In hindsight, i should have predicted that a drink called the 'rocky mountain bear fucker' would not end in a pleasant experience
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
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Get out of your relationship and into my pants.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
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She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
His constant posting of "inspirational" Taylor Swift quotes over the past 3 days has me a little worried. It's like, holy shit dude, you're almost 30.
MDMA IS GREAT AND YOU WERE THE WORST GIRLFRIEND EVER.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
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